New Series: 1000 Tweets About #SallieMae - THE FIRST 10!!!

I am collecting 1000 tweets about Sallie Mae. Hell, I might make it 2000 tweets. I haven't decided yet. But here are the first ten in a new series (mind you, many of them are dirty, sexist, and rude. I am merely the messenger. Sallie Mae, as you'll see, isn't popular in Twitterland):


1. if i was gon knock a bitch out sallie mae would b the first one #onehitterquitter

2. sallie mae on everybody hitlist but know we on hers too

3. thanks to Sallie Mae, I can't even afford insurance.

4. Who gave sallie Mae my new number dirty bitches

5. Maybe Tupac had some outstanding Sallie-Mae loans he didn't want to pay for.......

6. Sallie mae just blew my mood....serriously. they know damn well I don't owe them shit till december.

7. When tuition becomes so low I dont need loans from Sallie Mae I will celebrate my independence

8. Just paid Sallie Mae. Where's the FREE in freedom to be educated?

9. Used to be a beer snob. Just bought a 6-pack of beer & a candy bar for $4.28. I blame Sallie Mae, illness, & Makenzie from Toddlers & Tiaras.

10. Its nice to know that the psychos at Sallie Mae work on Independence day.