Cooley Student Keepin' It Classy! Another Sexist, Hateful Email From The Michigan Law School

I receive a lot of abusive emails, and sadly from folks you wouldn't expect to be trolls (that's another story). But these have to be the most absurd ones ever! A purported student from Cooley has sent me a string of nasty, misogynistic, sexually charged emails ever since I began writing about the school. I was on my way to grab some dinner with my lovely husband and my pooch this evening when I received this hate-filled garbage.

For those of you who don't like offensive language, you have been warned!

Here's the the most recent from someone who calls himself/herself  "Deep Throat" and writes:

Subject: (Cooley again) Fuck! 

to: ccrynjohannsen@gmail.com

date Tue, Sep 6, 2011 at 10:51 PM

subject: (Cooley again) Fuck!

mailed-by hotmail.com

Didn't I tell you to leave my school alone?  

 I expect this type of shit from [X-scamblogger]. Here's a memo to you: next time you suck his dick, do it really really hard. Maybe that'll get him to finally shut up.

I replied:

Classy!

I'll post this to my blog, and let people know the types of students who attend Cooley.

Thanks!

Best,

Cryn

Did s/he give up? Nope!

Response:

Better yet, Hum the alphabet when your [my emphasis] down there. $100 says the angry fuck can't make it without shooting his wad before you reach M.

I couldn't resist, I had to reply! So, I said to this hateful, sexist, little child:

Thanks! Classy again!

I added:

Also, it's YOU ARE, or you can use the contraction YOU'RE. It's not YOUR, sillypants. Great grammar too! Thanks! 

Did s/he give up. Nope! Wrong again. They replied and said:

Your [my emphasis] not denying it. He must not be bad if you're defending him this much. I think he's married. (Poor lady.) So try not to leave your lipstick on his dick, 'K. 

This poor baby is grammar-confused! So I let her/him know, and said:

Again, it's YOU'RE or YOU ARE, sillypants.

That one failed to get to them! The inbox was shut down, or they blocked me. What a shame, right? They truly need to know the difference between YOUR and YOU ARE, but I failed to educate them again.

You know what this fuming, sexist tirade - filled with poor grammar - was in response to? It was in response to the fact that a law firm, Miller & Canfield, who are representing Cooley in a lawsuit against a NYC law firm and 4 'John Does,' are monitoring my site on a weekly basis. I have written about the fact that Cooley has filed lawsuits for defamation and that they are trying to squelch free speech. So this purported student is apparently livid that I am writing about these things.  So much for civility, right?!?


Here are the pieces that I've written about Cooley:

How it feels to have your work monitored by the law firm, Miller & Canfield (Sept. 2, 2011)

Quick Post: Thomas M Cooley Law School's Attempt to Squelch Freedom of Speech (Aug. 12, 2011)

BREAKING: Kurzon Strauss Files Class Action Lawsuits Against Cooley and NYLS (Aug. 10, 2011)

*UPDATE* OP-Ed: Freedom of Speech Under Attack - Rockstar05's Attorney Files Motion to Quash Thomas M Cooley Law School's Subpoena (Aug. 8, 2011)

Thomas M Cooley Law School Sues NYC Law Firm and 4 'John Does' for Defamation: Seeking Answers and Help from the Hill (July 19, 2011)

BREAKING! Thomas Cooley Law School Fights Back And Sues a Law Firm and Four 'John Does' (July 14, 2011)